Tweeto's first day as President, and it's all about the people.
Don't turn around Tweeto!
Fake News! Mine was bigger!
Tweeto needs a binkie.
No one mention the number 3.
Tweeto needs to cut the cable before he has a coronary.
If Mexico won't pay, then who will pay for Tweeto's wall?
Tweeto forgets what the Hollocaust is all about.
Tweeto loses it over the New York Times and the Washington Post.
Tweeto is out of control.
After a day long tweetstorm, Tweeto fires Sally Yates.
Tweeto, why don't the Democrats like you pal Jefferson Beauregard Sessions?
Tweeto has two black friends.
This is a good day for Rex Tillerson and buddy Vladimir Putin.
I'm still waiting for my protest checks!
Tweeto hates it when the Contstitution gets in his way.
Tweeto is proud of his interview with O'Reilly. So is Vladimir Putin.
Tweeto really hates the media, especially the New York Times.
Tweeto has a secret buddy.
Tweet loves his daughter.
Even in the Lincoln Bedroom, Tweeto can't sleep.
Tweeto continues to dump on the free press.
Tweeto would never share classified information about North Korea's missile tests at dinner, especially in a public setting at Mar-a-lago.
Look up from your phone Tweeto.
My money's on Justin Trudeau.
Tweeto has more on his mind than chocolate, flowers, and Valentine's cards.
Tweeto redefines un-American.
Tweeto seems calm, for now.
Big Brother tweets to the people.
Thirty days in and all hell breaks loose around Tweeto.
Tweeto needs the gnome to edit his texts.
Sweden's got a grip on how to handle Tweeto.
Seattle, Portland, San Francisco, Salt Lake City, Los Angeles, San Diego, Phoenix, Denver, Dallas, Austin, Houston, Miami, Minneapolis, Chicago, Detroit, Baltimore, New York City, and yes, Washington, DC are all Sanctuary Cities Tweeto.
Tweeto prefers the golf course at Mar-a-lago to the National Museum of African American History and Culture at the Smithsonian.
Tweeto is jealous of McMaster.
Tweeto is Putin's favorite Russian Doll.
No wonder Tweeto has trouble sleeping.
Tweeto just can't help himself.
Tweeto sometimes makes HIllary laugh.
The good vs. the bad and the ugly.
Don't blame Tweeto. It was his generals' fault.
Tweeto defends his good buddy Jefferson Beauregard Sessions.
Keep it up Tweeto!
Another Tweet Storm for poor Tweeto.
Not a secret Tweeto- Everyone knows the answer.
Step off the golf course Tweeto and into the streets.
it's a difficult task to throw 24 million people off of healthcare. How will you do it Tweeto? One sick person at a time?
Don't forget that Tweeto was always a Pussy-Grabber.
We know how it ends Tweeto. Do you?
We will never give up!
We're laughing at the irony.
It is so hard not to correct the grammar, but Tweeto loves the undereducated.
When will Tweeto start being nice?
The word is concerned about the patient's condition.
Tweeto has a hero.
The Congressional Turtle Tank is Tweeto's favorite toy.
It's 2 1/2 minutes to midnight. Watch out Tweeto.
A picture is worth a thousand words Tweeto- and way more than a tweet or two.
Odds are good that there will be a tweet storm tomorrow!
A tweet storm blows in from the east.
Tweeto hopes that one day, NASA will let him play astronaut. He's already played Fireman, Cowboy, Soldier and president.
Watch out Tweeto. People are listening.
Tweeto takes time off the golf course to make a few phone calls.
What planet do you live on Tweeto?
Where are the YUGE crowds Tweeto? Sad!
If you are a friend of Tweeto, you had better watch your back.
Tweeto's authority hangs by a thread.
Try reading a book Tweeto!
Ivanka, this is beyond Siri's help. Take that baby back to Trump Tower.
The presidential bully dumps on three congressmen.
Tweeto protests a bit too much.
A double tweetstorm on April Fools Day. Healthcare/Russia Russia/Healthcare. It's hard for Tweeto to type fast enough.
There appears to be trouble in paradise.
Stalked by a zombie.
The best source of Fake News....Tweeto.
Chinese workers are toiling to "Make America Great Again" for Ivanka and Tweeto.
Tweeto uses whatever tools are at hand to control the media.
The Sleight of Hand- Tweeto's tweets are a cover for something else....No inspectors in the shoe factories, 60 hour work weeks at $60 a week, and 38 new Trademarks,... What else did we need Ivanka that day?
Draft dodger Tweeto, with his failed businesses, loves playing construction and army.
Tweeto's first congratulatory call after his election was from Al Sisi. They had a lot to talk about. Al Sisi's election was rigged.
STOLEN SEAT! Ruth- Stay healthy!!
it's only 2 1/2 minutes until midnight Tweeto. Be careful.
Tweeto screams out an Alt reality from his own personal Rubber Room.
The ass does whatever the handler tells it to do.
Tweeto loves to humiliate his friends.
This is the first day since the election that Tweeto has not tweeted. A tweetstorm tomorrow is inevitable.
Tweeto is back on Twitter, hiding his taxes with threats of war.
In bed with Fox and Friends.
Tweeto was happy to help with his fingers on the scales and attention diverted away from the GOP's Dark Money sources.
Don't let Tweeto fool you with his tweets or his TicTacs.
4 hours the night before with Palin, Nugent and Kid Rock. Perhaps that time could have been better spent.
Throw us in that Briar Patch Tweeto!
Welcome to the Fun Side of the Wall!
Tweeto enjoys bullying.
The Statue of Liberty cries over Tweeto's attacks on Sanctuary Cities.
A good Democrat bashing is the perfect tweetstorm. But what about those taxes Tweeto?
Sad little Tweeto. Working so hard. Just resign and go back home!
Tweeto had to resort to a campaign-style rally to find some love. SAD more people couldn't come.