Tweeto's first day as President, and it's all about the people.
Don't turn around Tweeto!
Fake News! Mine was bigger!
Tweeto needs a binkie.
No one mention the number 3.
Tweeto needs to cut the cable before he has a coronary.
If Mexico won't pay, then who will pay for Tweeto's wall?
Tweeto forgets what the Hollocaust is all about.
Tweeto loses it over the New York Times and the Washington Post.
Tweeto is out of control.
After a day long tweetstorm, Tweeto fires Sally Yates.
Tweeto, why don't the Democrats like you pal Jefferson Beauregard Sessions?
Tweeto has two black friends.
This is a good day for Rex Tillerson and buddy Vladimir Putin.
I'm still waiting for my protest checks!
Tweeto hates it when the Contstitution gets in his way.
Tweeto is proud of his interview with O'Reilly. So is Vladimir Putin.
Tweeto really hates the media, especially the New York Times.
Tweeto has a secret buddy.
Tweet loves his daughter.
Even in the Lincoln Bedroom, Tweeto can't sleep.
Tweeto continues to dump on the free press.
Tweeto would never share classified information about North Korea's missile tests at dinner, especially in a public setting at Mar-a-lago.
Look up from your phone Tweeto.
My money's on Justin Trudeau.
Tweeto has more on his mind than chocolate, flowers, and Valentine's cards.
Tweeto redefines un-American.
Tweeto seems calm, for now.
Big Brother tweets to the people.
Thirty days in and all hell breaks loose around Tweeto.
Tweeto needs the gnome to edit his texts.
Sweden's got a grip on how to handle Tweeto.
Seattle, Portland, San Francisco, Salt Lake City, Los Angeles, San Diego, Phoenix, Denver, Dallas, Austin, Houston, Miami, Minneapolis, Chicago, Detroit, Baltimore, New York City, and yes, Washington, DC are all Sanctuary Cities Tweeto.
Tweeto prefers the golf course at Mar-a-lago to the National Museum of African American History and Culture at the Smithsonian.
Tweeto is jealous of McMaster.
Tweeto is Putin's favorite Russian Doll.
No wonder Tweeto has trouble sleeping.
Tweeto just can't help himself.
Tweeto sometimes makes HIllary laugh.
The good vs. the bad and the ugly.
Don't blame Tweeto. It was his generals' fault.
Tweeto defends his good buddy Jefferson Beauregard Sessions.
Keep it up Tweeto!
Another Tweet Storm for poor Tweeto.
Not a secret Tweeto- Everyone knows the answer.
Step off the golf course Tweeto and into the streets.
it's a difficult task to throw 24 million people off of healthcare. How will you do it Tweeto? One sick person at a time?
Don't forget that Tweeto was always a Pussy-Grabber.
We know how it ends Tweeto. Do you?
We will never give up!
We're laughing at the irony.
It is so hard not to correct the grammar, but Tweeto loves the undereducated.
When will Tweeto start being nice?
The word is concerned about the patient's condition.
Tweeto has a hero.
The Congressional Turtle Tank is Tweeto's favorite toy.
It's 2 1/2 minutes to midnight. Watch out Tweeto.
A picture is worth a thousand words Tweeto- and way more than a tweet or two.
Odds are good that there will be a tweet storm tomorrow!
A tweet storm blows in from the east.
Tweeto hopes that one day, NASA will let him play astronaut. He's already played Fireman, Cowboy, Soldier and president.
Watch out Tweeto. People are listening.
Tweeto takes time off the golf course to make a few phone calls.
What planet do you live on Tweeto?
Where are the YUGE crowds Tweeto? Sad!
If you are a friend of Tweeto, you had better watch your back.
Tweeto's authority hangs by a thread.
Try reading a book Tweeto!
Ivanka, this is beyond Siri's help. Take that baby back to Trump Tower.
Come out, come out, wherever you are...Tweeto demands your loyalty pledge. You don't want him to dump on you.
Tweeto protests a bit too much.
A double tweetstorm on April Fools Day. Healthcare/Russia Russia/Healthcare. It's hard for Tweeto to type fast enough.